Ready for another dose of "Will-isms"? He pretty much ALWAYS speaks in complete sentences now. And sometimes the thoughts he puts together are just so funny!
1) (Nov) Will walks into the kitchen where I'm preparing dinner. He's carrying a toy catalog that came in the mail recently and he says to me "mommy, I want to buy you a fire truck." A little bit later (this dinner has taken awhile) he comes back in and says "what smells good, mommy?"
2) (Nov) At Nana's house: Nana thinks she smells something stinky and asks Will "do you have to go poopy?" Will says "no, I just farted". (We usually say tooted in our house but I guess he picked that one up on accident - LOL.) Later, Nana helps Will call Uncle Zach's cell phone to tell him his big potty news. He has to leave a message so he says "Zach, I pooped on the potty! Call me!" Can you imagine getting a message like that? LOL
3) (Nov) At breakfast, Will says to me "You're a good woman, mommy."
4) (Nov) Will is wearing Thomas the Train underwear for quite a bit of the day. After an accident, he tells me he "peed on Thomas" and "Thomas cried" or "Thomas is sad".
5) (Nov) Will has that child-proof cover on the inside door knob of his bedroom to prevent him from constantly getting up at bedtime. He's taken to laying on the floor behind the door and calling to us through the opening below the door. Usually he calls for daddy because he knows daddy's a sucker. But if daddy doesn't come (like tonight) he calls "Somebody!... Somebody!..." He's not in distress and I know he's not scared. So it's just funny how dramatic he sounds.
6) (Nov) I've been trying to teach Will to use a tissue to wipe his nose. Now he goes to get a tissue on his own, wipes once (the tissue is barely moist and totally clean looking) and says "Eew! Look at that big booger!" (There's actually nothing there.) Then he usually tosses that tissue after one tiny wipe.
7) (Nov) Just finished watching Wonder Pets while I was making lunch, Will says "Mommy, I need to fly up to the ceiling." I say "I'm not sure you can do that, Will. You're not a bird." He says "Yes I can, I have wings."
8) (Dec) Having a snack in the morning. Will picks two almonds out of the snack mix I made for him and hands one to me. He says "Here mommy! One for YOU and one for ME!"
9) (Dec) Breakfast food for dinner. When I asked him to
try his scrambled eggs, Will said unhappily "I'm not proud of you, mommy." Not sure where this came from. Maybe because I tell him I'm proud of him when he does a good thing and this was his way of telling me I was doing a bad thing by asking him to try the eggs? :)
10) (Dec) Will woke up early and came upstairs while I was getting ready for work and Craig was still sleeping. Will says to me in the loudest whisper I've ever heard "Shh, mommy! Don't wake up daddy!" And a couple minutes later when I was hanging up some empty hangers, he said again "Shh! Daddy's sleeping mommy! That's too noisy!" I'm always telling him to whisper and choose toys that aren't noisy when Sophie's sleeping.
11) (Dec) Combing his hair in the bathroom mirror upstairs. I ask him "Are you combing your hair?" He says "Ya, it's on my head. I made it look nice. Do you like it mommy?" I say "I love it, baby." :)
12) (Dec) Craig and I are out for the evening and Will and Sophie are playing in the living room with the sitter. She sits down on the couch next to the end table and Will looks at her and says "That's daddy's SPOT, you silly."
13) (Dec) Will is upstairs dancing around on our bedroom floor. He's moves in circles and then places both hands just above his belly and shakes his tush. Craig asks him what he's doing and he says "I'm shaking my bottom." Craig says "okay, why?" Will says "It's the Puma Shoe Dance!" LOL No idea what this means but he's been really obsessed with Puma's lately.
14) (Dec) On the way to Christmas Eve mass, Will is looking at two mini-books that we keep in the car for him. He's really into talking about his "favorites" lately, so he asks me "Which one is your favorite, mommy?" I tell him I like the pink piggy book best. He tells me he likes the busy lamb book best. (He always picks the opposite of us.) Then he asked "Is that cool mommy?" That's something Craig and I must say a lot, I think. We use it in the context of "Is that okay?" Instead we say "Is that cool?" We also say "Pretty cool, Will!" whenever we're telling him about something neat. So he'll say "pretty cool, mommy!" on occasion.
15) (Dec) Again with the "cool" talk... We've finished opening gifts at our house on Christmas morning and Will says "I'm ready to go to Nana's house! Is that cool, mommy?"
16) (Dec) Will walks into the kitchen carrying his new harmonica. He says "I'm gonna' teach you a song, mommy! It goes like this..." And he plays away, dancing in a circle.
17) (Dec) Will tells us "My zoo [a new Christmas toy] is super, super cool!"
18) (Dec) Will scans all his opened presents under the tree and says to Craig "I have a present for you daddy." Craig says "Really? What is it?" Will's smile freezes and he took a deep breath, unsure of what to say. Craig asked "Is it a hug?" Will says "Yes!" He hugs Craig and says "I love you, daddy."
19) (Dec) On the drive to Napolean for another Christmas party, we stop for gas and Will says "Here we are! At the gas station! I need money for the gas station." It was snowing outside and when Craig opened the door, Will said "it's windy, windy, windy!" I explained what happens when you go to the gas station to put gas in your car. Then for much of the drive through towns, we talked about stop lights and how green means go and red means stop, etc. He's so curious and such a little information sponge.
20) (Dec) Will asks for a candy cane. I say "not right now, buddy, it's lunch time." Will responds "It's candy cane time!"
21) (Dec) Will to Sophie: "Do you want to go read books in your room, Sophie? It's gonna' be really, really fun!"
And now I have a small segment entirely on Will's new obsession with television. I mentioned previously that he's enamored with Dora and Diego. So he's gotten to be quite the little "lawyer" with presenting all kinds of new ways to convince us to turn it on for him.
1) This one in particular was in the beginning of the December when he was just starting to realize that the shows he likes at the babysitter's house can actually be played on OUR TV too! Craig had several episodes on DVR that had been played and deleted. So for awhile, Will could watch a Dora show upon request (if we okayed it). Sunday morning: none are left on DVR and none are currently on TV. He doesn't get it when I tell him Dora's not on right now. Instead he whines/complains that "Daddy does LOTS of Dora and Diego's!"
2) Will: Do you wanna' watch Dora, mommy?
Me: How about we read a book instead?
Will: How 'bout Dora. (That's a statement, not a question.)
Me: How about we do a puzzle instead?
Will: How 'bout Dora.
Me: Will, we don't watch TV all day long. Let's find something else to do.
(I'm playing on the floor with Sophie and he comes over and hands me the remote. In a very upbeat tone, as though he hadn't just heard my last statement, he says:)
Will: Here's the remote mommy! Turn it on! (His tone was almost singsong. Not rude, just matter of fact - LOL.)
3) "Do you like Diego, mommy?... He's a nice boy." (Nice try, Will.)
4) "Daddy, you're mine. [That's something we all say joking to each other sometimes.] You're the man! You're the best!... Let's watch Diego." Apparently he's learned to brown nose now too.
5) "Do you wanna' watch Diego, mommy? Don't say no. Don't say no." I had already said no shortly before. LOL
It's getting hard to keep up with all the funnies! I have random post-it notes all over the place until I can jot them down in my little "Will journal". But I already love looking back on stuff from the summer time, so I know it's going to be one of my favorite record-keepers. Silly boy...